Wake up my kids and...

UPS Man: I know that your job is hard this time of year. But if you ring my doorbell one more time after 7:30 at night, I will find a way to make it harder. Yes, I get a lot of packages. Yes, the lights are on so I appears we are up. But my children are sleeping. And this is the only time I have to do laundry, dishes, or just hide for a few hours before bed. If you take that away from me, you will not see the cheery lady who greets you the other 10 1/2 months of the year. And I know you saw the note. I know it didn't blow off the door. My door is glass, I can see out of it just like you can see in. Thank You Mad Dash Mommy